Pssst… human. Yes, you. Over here.
Oh, this old thing? Innocent paw wave I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was just… sitting here. On these books. "World Domination: A Step by Step Guide"? Never heard of it. "Curse Your Enemies"? Pfft. That hemlock bottle? Totally knocked over by itself. I would never.
But since you’re here, why not make me a permanent part of your morning? This mug—my mug—isn’t just cute. It’s magical. The rim, the handle, even the inside are splashed with color, because why should your coffee be boring when your life is clearly so interesting?
And those books under my paws? Oh, those are just coincidentally colored like the bisexual pride flag. A happy little accident. Or maybe a hint. Either way, it’s a great way to show off your pride—subtly, of course—while sipping your coffee like the mysterious, powerful being you are.
Features (for the humans who need details):
- Ceramic—because even I know you deserve the good stuff.
- 11oz or 15oz—pick your poison (or, you know, your coffee).
- Dishwasher and microwave safe—because you’re busy plotting, I mean, living.
- Lead- and BPA-free—no curses here, just pure, innocent ceramic.
So go on. Add me to your collection. I promise I won’t actually curse your enemies… unless you ask nicely. 😼☕🌈
Return policy
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Shipping
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General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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