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"God I'm Fucking Tired" – A T-Shirt for the Soul-Weary
This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a philosophical statement wrapped in buttery-soft cotton. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a hint of polyester in heather colors), this tee is as comfortable as it is brutally honest. At 4.2 oz/yd², it’s lightweight enough to wear while you question your life choices, yet durable enough to survive the chaos of modern existence.
Features for the Exhausted:
✔ Pre-shrunk fabric – because the universe is already unpredictable enough
✔ Side-seamed construction – so at least something holds together
✔ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – because even your clothes should support you
✔ Unisex fit – existential dread doesn’t discriminate
The bold, unapologetic text "God I'm Fucking Tired" is a rallying cry for anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought, "Why am I like this?" Wear it as a conversation starter, a cry for help, or a reminder that you’re not alone in the cosmic joke.
Perfect for: Late-night existential crises, Monday mornings, or anytime you need to externalize your internal scream.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),Nocturnal CreatureandSINDEN VENTURES LIMITEDensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative atgpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at1500 N Grant StDenver, CO 80203orMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.